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    Amontillado reacted to Kiraann's post in the thread What made me happy today? with Like Like.
    One time I was called for jury duty, the voir dire completely amused me. The accused was found drunk in a street using the curb as a...
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    Amontillado replied to the thread What made me happy today?.
    There's also the matter of perjury if you bend the truth to get out of jury duty. Prosecution is unlikely, of course, although that...
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    Amontillado replied to the thread What made me happy today?.
    I was surprised they overlooked Texas. Most everyone within the Texas national border is pretty happy with it.
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    Amontillado reacted to Dante Dases's post in the thread What made me happy today? with Like Like.
    Barrister (non-practising these days) of quite a few years' call here. Seconded. In the UK, jury trial has been removed from civil...
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    Amontillado reacted to CatrionaGrace's post in the thread What made me happy today? with Beer Beer.
    For over a decade, I was a paralegal for a civil litigation firm. It's probably just as well that you dodged jury duty since dishonesty...
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    Amontillado replied to the thread What made me happy today?.
    This wasn’t jury duty. It was a subpoena. I would have been a witness, not a juror. I always respond to jury duty notices. I figure if...
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    Amontillado reacted to Catrin Lewis's post in the thread What made me happy today? with Like Like.
    But was the murder victim (whom the defense, I presume, was going to argue was a low, mean character Who Was Asking for It), the one who...
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    Amontillado replied to the thread What made me happy today?.
    Yes, the murder victim was the burglar from 2013. I have no idea why the now-admitted murderer killed him. Be careful out there. Rotten...
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    Amontillado replied to the thread What made me happy today?.
    The story can now be told. I was served papers to appear in court as a witness in a murder trial. Which, I hope you might imagine, was...
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    Amontillado replied to the thread What made me happy today?.
    I don't know if this makes me happy or not. Yesterday, I noticed a thing I'm working on had dropped from 24,000 words to 8,000. It was...
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