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Last I checked I was. I think. Probably. ...I haven't slept in a while.

Wait...I entered a contest?

I really enjoyed your story in the .com contest. You are a masterful writer.

Weirdly, no. JBF was. I just kinda rolled with it. Seemed a fitting summation of my writing career.

Bonus points for referencing the finest guitar player of the latter 20th century.

'I shoulda learned to play the guitar, shoulda learned to play them drums look at that momma got it sticking in the camera, man we could...

All bad things, natch. I mean, what flattering things are there to say about a drunk raccoon with stolen military equipment, right?

Dunno. Hence, 'may'.

Hello and welcome!

I...uh...may have done drum stuff once.

Howdy! You seem familiar... Aaron told me all about you. That guy.

Welcome, welcome. I've not figured out yet where they stash the good big boomy stuff. But I suspect if I knock enough things over, I...

Now it's a party. Pass the explosives.

I have a flit gun I stole from somebody trying to get rid of me. Challenge accepted.

And I'm already out of things to run over. Yeah, it's me. Annoying and snarky as ever. Gimme a beer, will ya?