Username: required Today at 9:57 AM “and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.” ― Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything
“and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.” ― Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything
Username: required Wednesday at 5:43 PM Rapid fire status messages, but here I go, off to my concert. Extremely nervous, but... ready, to say the least. Wish me luck!
Rapid fire status messages, but here I go, off to my concert. Extremely nervous, but... ready, to say the least. Wish me luck!
Username: required Wednesday at 2:21 PM If you light a fire for a man, he'll be warm for a day; light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
If you light a fire for a man, he'll be warm for a day; light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Username: required Feb 7, 2026 "Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants." - Book of Ogre
"Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants." - Book of Ogre