Is there swearing in your world? Or a deity to invoke? From your description, it sounds like she's shouting.
Deity's sakes, dude, you just couldn't expletive stop yourself, could ya?
Deity's sakes, dude, would it be too much to expletive ask that you keep your organ-specific expletive in your pants for five expletive minutes?
Followed up by a further "could ya/would it?" shouted even louder.
Simply invoking deity, then repeating invocation, turning and slamming the door could work too.
On a more snide level, she could ask "having fun?" or "that didn't take long, now did it?" or "I see you're all better now" or "I see he's taking good care of you. Isn't that just expletive lovely?"
I really hope there's expletives in your world.