Nellie considered herself a friend to all living creatures, especially those that seem to be at best taken for granted, and at worst taken advantage of for nefarious human purposes or even rejected as not worthy of continued existence on this planet, so when she found a weasel cowering on her doorstep, soaked through and obviously suffering greatly from the cold, it was no stretch of imagination and effort for her to scoop it up into a towel and take it to her kitchen to be warmed and released, but she was totally surprised and brutally disappointed when, after considering her options, she put it in the microwave and set the power to "defrost," and suddenly, without warning, "pop" went the weasel.
Next: The sky darkened.