Don't they know English?

[Tallyfire]

Found one that made me giggle. In an Award-winning book by an American author:

“The pond was small and almost perfectly spherical.”

 

[Madman Starryteller]

Found one that made me giggle. In an Award-winning book by an American author:

“The pond was small and almost perfectly spherical.”

That gave me sci-fi imagery.

 

[Tallyfire]

That gave me sci-fi imagery.

I’m so tempted to put it through an image generator…

 

[Rath Darkblade]

I remember reading a sign outside a shop that was ... probably ... having a sale:

GRAN SAIL! HUGH CANT LOOSE!

*face palm*

Part of me wanted to go in and ask them where their grandmothers were sailing to, and who Hugh was, and why he was canting. But I resisted the urge and walked away.