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I found it on Gutenberg, where you can read it online for free. Thanks for the recommendation!



Right now, another Gutenberg book I am reading is the Tao Te Ching (the central text of Taoism, also called Daoism) – really a compilation of texts written between late 4th and 3rd centuries BCE. Traditionally, it is attributed to the philosopher Lao-Tse.


I have been meaning to look into the Tao Te Ching for, like, the longest time! For several years now I've been gravitating hard towards Eastern wisdom (mainly Hinduism) as my own culture is sorely failing to provide what I seek. Around here it's way too much emphasis on material gain and "winning" at the expense of your fellow man. I don't fuck with that, personally. I want to nourish my spirit, not hoard transient so-called riches. But yeah, I have little experience with Chinese philosophers, definitely an area I want to look into. Thank you! You're a beautiful being.
 
"[The 1984 Bill Murray movie] Stripes will keep potential felons off the streets for two hours. Few people seem to be asking, these days, that movies do more."
TIME magazine
 
A great man, by all accounts. I have Meditations on my to-read list, made a small start on it. He's not the most interesting emperor, but that might just be because I don't know him yet; but he makes a good case for most admirable one.

Marcus Aurelius? Yes, the last of the Five Good Emperors (Nerva, Trajan, Hadrian, Antoninus Pius, and Marcus Aurelius himself). Why "good"? Well ...

- Nerva's reign, though short, brought in a partial reconciliation between the army, the senate and the commoners;
- Trajan, by all accounts, was wise and just, personally moral but outwardly generous and fair. His long reign saw the greatest military expansion of the empire, as well as philanthropic works to help the citizens;
- Hadrian's long reign brought in cultural unification and consolidation of the empire;
- Antoninus Pius's reign was peaceful and benevolent, marked by adherence to Roman traditions and institutions, and sharing his power with the Senate.
- Lastly, Marcus Aurelius continued the Antonine legacy, being an unpretentious and gifted administrator and leader. Unfortunately, his reign was also marked by increasing conflict on both the Germanic and Parthian borders, and a devastating plague, which meant he had to devalue the silver Roman denarius to pay for it all. This may explain his Stoic outlook and the thoughtful, even melancholic tone of his Meditations.

Aurelius's death and the accession of his son Commodus (featured as the villain in the film "Gladiator") marked the beginning of Rome's descent into decadence and eventual collapse. Of course Commodus didn't do it all himself, and there were some emperors who tried to steady the ship of state; but they were few and far between, and there were all too many emperors who were in it for their own power, glory or greed. Most of them met violent ends.
 
“There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair."

~ Alexander Hamilton, to Thomas Jefferson
 
"The reader does not steal and the thief does not read."

~ Iraqi proverb
 
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
~ Clarence Darrow
 
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Yep, I heard that one. :)

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
~ William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
 
"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with The Elements of Style." The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they're happy." Dorothy Parker (allegedly)
 
Dorothy Parker once attended a party with Somerset Maugham where the guests challenged each other to complete nursery rhymes.

Somerset Maugham presented Mrs. Parker with the lines: "Higgledy piggledy, my white hen / She lays eggs for gentlemen."

Dorothy Parker added the following two lines: "You cannot persuade her with gun or lariat / To come across for the proletariat."
 
“A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to always be busy with something, and to know how to demand with all his might that which he desires.”

― Paulo Coelho
 
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The Irish playright Brendan Behan was originally a housepainter by trade. While in Paris he was asked to paint a sign on the window of a cafe to attract English tourists.

He painted:

"Come in, you Anglo-Saxon swine
and drink of my Algerian wine.
'Twill make your eyeballs black and blue,
and damn well good enough for you."

After receiving payment for the job, Behan fled before the cafe proprietor had time to have the rhyme translated.
 
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The Irish playright Brendan Behan was originally a housepainter by trade. While in Paris he was asked to paint a sign on the window of a cafe to attract English tourists.

He painted:
That story reminds me of one that Bill Mauldin told in Up Front, his classic memoir of the second World War and his job as an artist for the military. (He was the one who created the characters of Willie and Joe, two infantrymen, for his cartoons in the Stars and Stripes newspaper.) There was an officer's club in Italy that wanted him to paint something on two blackout panels for its porthole-shaped windows. At first, he was reluctant to do the job, but he finally took it. What the club got were the tired faces of Willie and Joe peering sadly into the club house.

If you haven't read Up Front, you really should get a copy. No other work comes close to describing the life of the American infantryman like that book does, with the possible exception of Ernie Pyle's books. I wrote something about that book for my blog:

 
Dorothy Parker once attended a party with Somerset Maugham where the guests challenged each other to complete nursery rhymes.

Somerset Maugham presented Mrs. Parker with the lines: "Higgledy piggledy, my white hen / She lays eggs for gentlemen."

Dorothy Parker added the following two lines: "You cannot persuade her with gun or lariat / To come across for the proletariat."
She was also famous for being asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence and giving the reply: "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
 
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