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She was also famous for being asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence and giving the reply: "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
Dorothy Parker is justly famous for her wit. *nods* She was once challenged to write a witticism with the word "Romania" in it. She replied:

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea.
And love is a thing that can never go wrong...
And I am Marie of Romania."
 
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She was also famous for being asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence and giving the reply: "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
I honestly went years thinking "What fresh hell is this?" was from Shakespeare. Probably Hamlet. I can almost remember Mel Gibson delivering the line.

But "If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised," deserves a place in the pantheon.
 
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Spike Milligan's gravestone. His epitaph includes the phrase Dúirt mé leat go mé breoite, Irish for "I told you I was ill".
 
“He met me head on, and we locked horns like a couple of moose. I had a death grip on his coat, and I felt it tearing. And then Bogard brought up his knee and planted it on me in a place I don’t like to talk about. I doubled over, sicker than seven hells. Tony Bogard picked up a bottle from the table in the middle of the room and christened me with it, as though I’d been a ship being launched. I went down and out.”

— Dan Turner in “Beyond Justice” by Robert Leslie Bellem.

As an aside (and sorry to digress), I wonder how PIs (and action heroes generally) get so many blows on the head but get away without any signs of subdural hematoma. Many times, they don’t even suffer either retrograde or anterograde amnesia.

Loss of consciousness (a concussion) always creates loss of memory for minutes to hours before the blow was struck and often also for some time after consciousness is regained. But our heroes always remember not only the moment before but often the blow itself! That doesn't happen in real life.

On the other end of the same process, both heroes and villains can produce instant, reliable, and safe coma using a single blow, easily and accurately, every time. Um...? :oops: ;)

Nonetheless, private eyes seem to continue to be rendered unconscious with alarming frequency. Maybe they should start wearing a football helmet.
 
Maybe they should start wearing a football helmet.

That would tend to give away the game.

Getting smashed with a bottle, especially a wine bottle, should cause much worse than a subdural hematoma. It should cause a fatal skull fracture.
 
On the value of looking and listening:

“If looking… is a practice, a form of attention paid, which is, for many, the essence of prayer, it is the sole practice I had available to me as a child. By seeing I called to things, and in turn, things called me, applied me to their sight and we became each as treasure, startling to one another, and rare.”

~ poet Lia Purpura

“And if you listen very hard, the tune will come to you at last…”

~ Led Zeppelin
 
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"What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book because there would be no one who wanted to read one."

— Neil Postman, Amusing Ourselves to Death
 
I don't mind people mispronouncing obscure words. It simply means that they acquired the word through reading, not through listening. The never got the opportunity to hear the word as it was spoken.

It was a long time before I found that the word "infrared" did not rhyme with "scared," but was actually "infra-red."

Curious fact: you can often tell if a person is a native Sacramentan by the way the pronounce "Alhambra" (a main avenue here). Natives pronounce it with an "Al" (like the nickname for Albert), whereas newcomers start it with "Ahl" (to rhyme with "doll").

And if you look for Wilkesbury, Pennsylvania on a map, you won't find it. But you will fine "Wilkes-Barre" there.

And don't get me started on "La Jolla."
 
“I don’t know what I may seem to the world, but, as to myself, I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay undiscovered before me.”

~ Isaac Newton, shortly before his death
 
“I don’t know what I may seem to the world, but, as to myself, I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay undiscovered before me.”

~ Isaac Newton, shortly before his death
Another Isaac (Asimov, in this case) said something similar when re remarked that in its quest for answers, science always churns up more questions. And the best science is the one that churns up the most questions.
 
“The highest activity a human being can attain is learning for understanding, because to understand is to be free.”

― Baruch Spinoza
 
“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."

REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

"They're not the same at all!"

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"

MY POINT EXACTLY.

(Terry Pratchett, Hogfather. A brilliant book, thoroughly recommended).
 
“Spirituality is all that is left of religion when it has been mugged by consumerism.”

Attributed to a comment by a clergyman on a BBC broadcast.
 
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