"I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious threat to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square."
~ Lady Bracknell, The Importance of Being Earnest, Oscar Wilde
(Seriously, the entire play is hilarious. If you haven't seen or heard it, there are many fine recordings of past performances on YouTube).