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🎶 I may not always love you... 🎶
Prenup

yes, we all have crocodiles as pets, kangaroos in our back paddocks, koalas dropping out of trees and killing unwary farmers
Some of us do actually have kangaroos in our back paddock, though they generally prefer the front paddock, and while we may not have crocs we do have some bloody big spiders. Also, don't antagonise the drop-bears.
 
Maid of honor

(My maid of honor's nickname between us was Pterodactyl, thanks to her having Teri as a first name. Hers for me was Ink Blot due to a similar play on words with my first name. She died of cancer several years ago. I miss her.)
 
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