First thing that comes to your head

[CatrionaGrace]

elevator music

 

[Selluwud]

High heeled stereo

 

[edamame]

Stiletto

 

[Rad Scribbler]

Ladder (you'd need to climb one to put on some high-heel shoes)

 

[CatrionaGrace]

stockings

 

[Selluwud]

stuffers

 

[THUNDAIR]

Lump of Coal

 

[Selluwud]

Put the potato in the front!

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Potato chips

 

[Louanne Learning]

Salt 'n vinegar

 

[CatrionaGrace]

pickles

 

[THUNDAIR]

Cucumber

 

[Louanne Learning]

Zucchini

 

[Selluwud]

Prolific

 

[Donnie]

Spider Lilly

 

[Luxuria]

Chocolate.

 

[Rad Scribbler]

Moose (It should be Mousse).

 

[defaux]

Bullwinkle

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Moose and Squirrel (add Russian accent)

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Chocolate Moose and the Swedish Chef

(Speaking of which: Börk! Börk! Börk! Enjoy)