I'm Here To Run Over Things And Write

*sits back with a small case of popcorn to enjoy the show*

Please don't hurt yourselves. We really don't want to have to fill out the insurance.

Me? Don't worry about me. Worry about those who can't move faster than an 8mph/13kph four and a half ton orange forklift. Those are the ones you have to worry about.

Hashtag: screaming speedbumps.
 
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