Posting while drunk

[Whiskii]

I don't drink. But the only time I did, I was tipsy enough to cackle gleefully at the window display of a closed Warhammer store without any concern for embarrassment.

 

[Night Herald]

Does it really though? Or do you just think it does?

No, this is definitely a real thing. I somehow speak fluid German when I've downed enough. That is a language I've never studied and don't comprehend at all if I'm sober. Also Italian, which I did study and do have some mastery of, but it's only if I drink enough I forget how rusty and incompetent I am at that.

The tradeoff is that at a certain point I forget my native Norwegian, and if I drink a bit beyond that point I also lose English. I've had whole entire conversations in Thai and Japanese, because there have been evenings where those were my only means of mortal communication. These are very much languages I don't know a fucking word of otherwise.

I haven't been drinking much lately, but tonight I am. I'm house-sitting for my dear sister, who had the audacity to leave me alone with a well-stocked wine cellar. More fool she. It's all I can do not to throw a college-style party as seen in American movies circa 2005. I might yet, if it comes to it. I could go for some hijinx about now.