What be yer problem, laddie? Swingin' onto them darr ship wit' a cutlass a-tween yer teeth -- be ye wantin' to get kilt?
Things AI can do (but there aren't many)
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What be yer problem, laddie? Swingin' onto them darr ship wit' a cutlass a-tween yer teeth -- be ye wantin' to get kilt?
C.L Castle
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I use it as a smart thesaurus. "Come up with 30 synonyms for walking slowly."
(List)
"Come up with 30 more." (Here's where it gets interesting and sometimes misses the bus entirely.)
I don't even trust it for research anymore. Perplexity's quality has either gone down or prompting has become too complicated to be useful to me. So I just google.
I am scared to death of outsourcing any sort of critical thinking to a machine. That said, I've used paraphrasers before, which are also AI-based (before gen AI).
This is to make me see the same sentence in a different way. I don't write it as it's paraphrased then, but it gets me out of my little box so I can think of another way to say it.
Cheats, though. I've collected about 11 writing books full of word lists, and six dictionaries, and 3 slang dictionaries for the dystopian scenario where the internet goes down. And the paraphrasing thing, I can do that by looking at other books, and how other authors structure their sentences.
I use the "cheats" for speed alone.
(List)
"Come up with 30 more." (Here's where it gets interesting and sometimes misses the bus entirely.)
I don't even trust it for research anymore. Perplexity's quality has either gone down or prompting has become too complicated to be useful to me. So I just google.
I am scared to death of outsourcing any sort of critical thinking to a machine. That said, I've used paraphrasers before, which are also AI-based (before gen AI).
This is to make me see the same sentence in a different way. I don't write it as it's paraphrased then, but it gets me out of my little box so I can think of another way to say it.
Cheats, though. I've collected about 11 writing books full of word lists, and six dictionaries, and 3 slang dictionaries for the dystopian scenario where the internet goes down. And the paraphrasing thing, I can do that by looking at other books, and how other authors structure their sentences.
I use the "cheats" for speed alone.
I just rewrote chapter one of my horror novel from scratch and then fed it into ChatGPT, asking it to beta-read it as if it were a literary agent evaluating the work as a potential horror submission, evaluate the POV and pacing, evaluate the horror hook, and evaluate the effectiveness of the horror scene in the chapter. To be honest, I was pretty impressed by what it came back with. Such and such parts were unnecessary, agents are looking for xyz in the first chapter, cut out this and that, beef up the opening, etc. To make it more effective, it suggested easing into the tension, adding descriptive elements, etc.
Did it write the chapter for me? Did it sound AI-generated afterward? No and no - I used my words. All it did was coach me, which, for a free service, I found very helpful.
At one point, however, it asked if I'd like to have it take a crack at rewriting the opening sentence for me, so I said sure. Of course it generated some AI-sounding drivel that wasn't consistent plot-wise with the plan headed forward, and was straight up omniscient rather than third limited, like i'd been writing.
So, coaching - yes, feedback - yes, idea - generator - yes, secret little elf that will write your story for you - NO!!
Did it write the chapter for me? Did it sound AI-generated afterward? No and no - I used my words. All it did was coach me, which, for a free service, I found very helpful.
At one point, however, it asked if I'd like to have it take a crack at rewriting the opening sentence for me, so I said sure. Of course it generated some AI-sounding drivel that wasn't consistent plot-wise with the plan headed forward, and was straight up omniscient rather than third limited, like i'd been writing.
So, coaching - yes, feedback - yes, idea - generator - yes, secret little elf that will write your story for you - NO!!
Just tell it never to rewrite text for you, and for it to remember that. Then it won't do it going forwards.
It's getting less drivel-y by the day. The one built into Word you can click any time to write the next part for you is beginning to pick up my style.
There won't be any sector of society not overrun by it soon enough. Maybe by even 2027. Makes me want to start smoking again. I'm prolonging my life for... this?
I don't remember when we started our first thread about AI at the OG. Maybe 2023 or 2024? Opinions on the topic are swinging faster than Babe Ruth with... a helicopter up his ass? See if AI can top that zinger.
If my future storytelling Youtube venture fails completely, and I mean sub ten views on every video for more than five years straight, then I will probably opt to make AI generated videos out of my stories as a last recourse. If that too fails, I suppose writing was never my thing. But I guess I won't know all that until at least fifty years has passed. (As that's how long it seems to take me to get writing done.)
I wonder how many aspiring authors will pay for subscriptions or "tokens."
Or perhaps it will be normal to be subscribed for other reasons.
Or perhaps it will be normal to be subscribed for other reasons.
I came across something last week about publishers using AI to sort through submissions. Seems there's two programs. Early versions got busted by writers due to it sending rejection emails within the day. New versions let the user set how long before it does. If I come across it again I'll show ya but just google it up. AI reads your stories and decides if they're good now. What a stupid time to be alive.
This is one of them:
Trilogy Launches AI-Powered Manuscript Assessment Tool
The publishing software firm’s Manuscript AI aims to help book editors sift through slush piles by evaluating submissions across such metrics as sales potential and adherence to genre conventions.
www.publishersweekly.com
And getting stupider. Reason #4064 I'm glad I'm not just starting out in my 20s.
The Gartner Hype Cycle offers an interesting way to think about new technology:
I think we’re tipping over the ‘peak of inflated expectations’ now and heading down towards the ‘trough of disillusionment.’ It’s not the panacea that business minds thought it would be 12 months ago. There’s a lot in the press about this at the moment: companies are pinning mass layoffs on AI, but actually, executives are just shifting the blame for their own poor performance.
This about sums AI up for me so far:
I think we’re tipping over the ‘peak of inflated expectations’ now and heading down towards the ‘trough of disillusionment.’ It’s not the panacea that business minds thought it would be 12 months ago. There’s a lot in the press about this at the moment: companies are pinning mass layoffs on AI, but actually, executives are just shifting the blame for their own poor performance.
This about sums AI up for me so far:
This is what ChatGPT said, given a picture of such a mushroom:
That’s not edible.
It’s a fly agaric — the classic red cap with white spots. Despite the fairy-tale look, it’s toxic. It contains psychoactive compounds (notably muscimol and ibotenic acid) that can cause nausea, vomiting, confusion, delirium, and other neurological symptoms. It’s unpredictable and absolutely not something to eat.
A couple of important notes, just to be safe:
- Cooking or drying does not reliably make it safe.
- Folk tales about “detoxifying” it are unreliable and have led to hospitalisations.
- It’s especially dangerous for children and pets.
Rule of thumb: never eat wild mushrooms unless identified with certainty by an expert — and even then, only species with a long, unambiguous culinary history.
Pretty to look at. Best left exactly where it is.
Hey it can send off "personalized" rejections, too!
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We have not accepted your story for this publication but we hope you submit again. Remember: Nifty Journal is not just a movement—it's a magazine.
