Today I learned (once again) that ancient writers of history cannot be depended upon.
I googled a very simple question: "How did Agrippina the Younger die?" and received three different accounts - one from Tacitus, one from Suetonius, and one from Cassius Dio.
The only thing they agree upon is that her son killed her ... and seeing as her son was the emperor Nero, and that she did her best to keep governmental powers in her hands before her death, it doesn't take Hercule Poirot to realise why Nero wanted mummy dearest dead.
It's not that Agrippina the Younger was innocent by any means, having murdered, herself or by proxy, probably up to a dozen people for various reasons. But at least she was good at it (well, she had a lot of practice). Nero's attempts to kill her, on the other hand, read like something out of Pink Panther ... if Peter Sellers was playing an incompetent megalomaniac, that is. To this day, it is uncertain how she died.
Suetonius's account is the most complicated. First, Nero tried poison (three times, in fact), but Agrippina took an antidote in advance.
Afterwards, he rigged up a machine in her room which would drop her ceiling tiles onto her as she slept, but she once again escaped death after she received word of the plan.
Nero's final plan was to get her in a boat which would collapse and sink - but Agrippina, who was a good swimmer, escaped and swam to shore.
Then Nero lost patience and sent a bunch of hitmen to stab her to death. That succeeded.
Tacitus's account is slightly less convoluted. First, there was the self-sinking boat ... where Agrippina was nearly crushed by a collapsing ceiling. (I think Tacitus is copying someone).
The boat failed to sink, so the crew then sank the boat, but Agrippina swam to shore. Then the hitmen, etc., etc.
Cassius Dio's account is simplest. First, Nero pretended to reconcile with his and put her aboard a boat that was designed to open at the bottom while at sea. Once the bottom of the ship opened up, she fell into the water.
However, the sailors ended up killing Agrippina's friend instead, and Agrippina swam to shore. Then, Nero sent the hitmen, etc.
All three authors contradict each other, so it's hard to understand what happened. One thing's for sure, though: all three authors hated Nero and his mum.
