Today I learned that
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This was the original poster for Patty Duke's The Miracle Worker.
Quick question, if you didn't know what The Miracle Worker was about, what genre do you think that'd be in?
- Beany: What's a helot?
- The Colonel: You've ever been broke, sonny?
- Beany: Sure, mostly often.
- The Colonel: All right. You're walking along, not a nickel in your jeans, you're free as the wind, nobody bothers ya. Hundreds of people pass you by in every line of business: shoes, hats, automobiles, radios, everything, and they're all nice lovable people and they lets you alone, is that right? Then you get a hold of some dough and what happens, all those nice sweet lovable people become helots, a lotta heels. They begin to creep up on ya, trying to sell ya something: they get long claws and they get a stranglehold on ya, and you squirm and you duck and you holler and you try to push them away but you haven't got the chance. They gots ya. First thing ya know you own things, a car for instance, now your whole life is messed up with alot more stuff: you get license fees and number plates and gas and oil and taxes and insurance and identification cards and letters and bills and flat tires and dents and traffic tickets and motorcycle cops and tickets and courtrooms and lawers and fines and... a million and one other things. What happens? You're not the free and happy guy you used to be. You need to have money to pay for all those things, so you go after what the other fellas got. There you are, you're a helot yourself.

At this point we determine on adverting shortly, or rather reverting, to a certain Tract of Hofrath Heuschrecke's, entitled Institute for the Repression of Population; which lies, dishonorably enough (with torn leaves, and a perceptible smell of aloetic drugs), stuffed into the Bag Pisces. Not indeed for the sake of the tract itself, which we admire little; but of the marginal Notes, evidently in Teufelsdrockh's hand, which rather copiously fringe it. A few of these may be in their right place here…
Venerable to me is the hard Hand; crooked, coarse; wherein notwithstanding lies a cunning virtue, indefeasibly royal, as of the Sceptre of this Planet. Venerable too is the rugged face, all weather-tanned, besoiled, with its rude intelligence; for it is the face of a Man living manlike. Oh, but the more venerable for thy rudeness, and even because we must pity as well as love thee! Hardly-entreated Brother! For us was thy back so bent, for us were thy straight limbs and fingers so deformed: thou wert our Conscript, on whom the lot fell, and fighting our battles wert so marred. For in thee too lay a god-created Form, but it was not to be unfolded; encrusted must it stand with the thick adhesions and defacements of Labor: and thy body, like thy soul, was not to know freedom.
Martial arts, think I saw Steven Seagull do that move once.Today I learned that
View attachment 649
This was the original poster for Patty Duke's The Miracle Worker.
Quick question, if you didn't know what The Miracle Worker was about, what genre do you think that'd be in?
Madeline Kahn was brilliant.
How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns? None?
I heard Frankie Laine knew nothing about the film. He thought it was an ordinary western, and sang the theme accordingly.Today I learned that some TV stations censored "Blazing Saddles" (which meant they bleeped out the bad words and silenced the "fart scene") ... to which there is only one answer: harrumph!
I mean, seriously? Without the sound effects in that scene, all you have is a series of cowboys inexplicably rising, grimacing, and sitting back down again. So the scene is pointless - especially since immediately afterwards, you have Slim Pickens (as Taggart) approaching them, and this exchange happens:
Cowboy: More beans, Mister Taggart?
Taggart: I'd say you've had ENOUGH! Woo-wee!! *waves his hat as a fan, trying to clear the air*
Without the farts, this makes no sense. (Not to mention, since cowboys ate beans and bacon, and drank bad coffee ... well?It wasn't just for the sake of a cheap laugh, "Ha ha, he farted").
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I also learned (and this is my favourite bit about the film) that when Mel Brooks wrote the theme song, he wanted someone with a voice like Frankie Laine (who sang so many theme songs in previous Westerns) to sing it.
Lo and behold, Frankie got the gig -- and he sang his heart out, gave it everything. It's absolutely perfect. I'm sure he knew it was a satire of all the westerns that he sang on through his whole career, but a gig's a gig. My hat's off to Frankie for being such a good sport.
... and the rest is history. Impressed?![]()