Which villain would you have a drink with?

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This may be controversial, but I'd say Victor Frankenstein ... just to offer him friendship and let him know he was not alone after his mother died. (And perhaps to tell him that he could win a scientific award and achieve personal glory without going to such extremes. But mainly the mum thing). ;)
 
Garfield is an anti-hero, not a villain. ;) Yes, he is lazy, gluttonous, sarcastic, and cynical. Yes, he is selfish and often torments Odie or Nermal. Nevertheless, he is hardly ever malicious, shows genuine care for his 'owner' Jon (at least sometimes), and sometimes even acts heroically after Jon gives him food.

In what way is Garfield a villain?
 
Garfield is an anti-hero, not a villain. ;) Yes, he is lazy, gluttonous, sarcastic, and cynical. Yes, he is selfish and often torments Odie or Nermal. Nevertheless, he is hardly ever malicious, shows genuine care for his 'owner' Jon (at least sometimes), and sometimes even acts heroically after Jon gives him food.

In what way is Garfield a villain?

I just like thinking of him as a villain. Though maybe that perception is colored by the ep where Garfield grows enormous because he eats the entire neighborhood and the military hunts him down. Something about aliens beaming him up and having him for leftovers?
 
Assuming he's in the mood, I might have a drink with Sauron ... but before I do, I'd slip an untraceable poison into his drink that would instantly summon him back inside Eru Ilúvatar's little finger. (Without a Saving Throw).

(I definitely wouldn't have a drink with Melkor/Morgoth, though. I'm not suicidal). ;)

I might have a drink with Halaster Blackcloak, especially if he was (at the time) playing nine-pin in the Growling Groghouse in Waterdeep. But I wouldn't go into Undermountain and seek him out just to share a drink. I'm not made of the stuff of heroes ... probably because I have a good imagination. ;)
 
I don't want to have a drink with villains for which there is no ambiguity about their being villains, but rather the ones who were misunderstood.
 
Cersei Lannister because girl, wtf?

And The Hound. I know he's not a villain, I just want to give him a hug.

(Don't ask me why GoT characters are the first ones that popped into my head. I have no answers)
 
Cersei Lannister because girl, wtf?

And The Hound. I know he's not a villain, I just want to give him a hug.

(Don't ask me why GoT characters are the first ones that popped into my head. I have no answers)
I'd have to go with Tywin Lannister in that case. I feel like we'd get along.

I'd also love to meet the actor, Charles Dance, to discuss his many spectacular onscreen deaths. Arnold Schwarzenegger shot him in the face with a missile in Last Action Hero (I think), he gets eaten by a xenomorph in Alien 3, and then gets shot with a crossbow by a dwarf while taking a dump in GoT. That's difficult to top.
 
I'd have to go with Tywin Lannister in that case. I feel like we'd get along.

I'd also love to meet the actor, Charles Dance, to discuss his many spectacular onscreen deaths. Arnold Schwarzenegger shot him in the face with a missile in Last Action Hero (I think), he gets eaten by a xenomorph in Alien 3, and then gets shot with a crossbow by a dwarf while taking a dump in GoT. That's difficult to top.
Charles Dance would be cool to have a drink with, but I have no desire to meet Tywin. I just don't think he was as evil as Cersei (or as psychologically interesting).
 
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