Write Your Worst Poem

What the fuck,
writing poems sucks.

Poem-writing Poem ;)

Scansion exists for a reason;
scansion-less poems are nearly treason.
Rhythm and rhyme
all of the time
regardless of time or the season!

But sometimes, with luck,
writing poems won't suck,
and you'll write a poem in blank verse like Milton or T. S. Eliot or someone like that.
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And, just for fun:

This is the po'm that does not rhyme!
I'll poke the rhyme out with a tine!
If you expect a lot of rhymes, then you are out of luck,
because this poem's gonna end before I can say fu--

*thread explodes, showering us all with bits of paper, slate, inkwells, and quills*
 
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