Press print. The completed novel disappears.
Writing Challenge: Write a six-word story
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He was a good wizard, sometimes.
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Winner: 4th Contest August
Winner: June Flash Fiction
Change difficult, but necessary. Go west.
Advertised free stuff, got argumentative "client".
(I've seen horror stories of - for instance - several prospective buyers who wanted the "seller" to "home-deliver" the free thing ... and one who argued because they picked up an old-but-clean pregnancy pillow for free, had it dry-cleaned, and then wanted to be reimbursed.
Gift horses and mouths comes to mind...)
I'm an accountant. I hate math.
Pulling up stakes and moving on.
Math is easy -- just use spreadsheets.
(I'm a bookkeeper. Spreadsheets saved my life)
(I'm a bookkeeper. Spreadsheets saved my life)
My business is 90% taxes. Bookkeepers shorten my life.
My business is 90% taxes. Bookkeepers shorten my life.
You won't have any trouble from me!
I work in receivables, and I keep meticulous and detailed records of everything. Record keeping is tedious, but when angry customers call and ask "Why did you do XYZ!??!" etc., I can always keep track and say "Here's why." Anyway ... six-word story:
Angry client called and threatened me.
(True story. I had to deal with several clients who didn't wanna pay their bills.
When I said "Sorry, but ya hafta", they threatened me with violence) 
The cockerel crowed. Sleeping late? Again?
Stone skimmed across the pond; sunk.
Electioneering. Bah! Buncha hooey, I say!
