Writing Challenge: Write a six-word story

[THUNDAIR]

The photon in glass spends fast.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

The end is near. Just kidding.

 

[Selluwud]

Universe confines, not known to exist.

 

[Kaboom]

"Thank you for shopping at Lucifer's!"

 

[Kerrin]

Was it really so bad?
Worse.

 

[Kaboom]

Overslept. Now I'm stranded in space.

 

[Kerrin]

Instructions unclear. Launched elephant into stratosphere.

 

[THUNDAIR]

Earth is like maggots on meat.

 

[GrahamLewis]

Flowers bloom between sand and stone.

 

[Louanne Learning]

Time flies; I'm just a passenger.

 

[THUNDAIR]

A man claims he's never offended.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

A man claims he's never offended.

And a woman says, "Oh, really?"

 

[edamame]

She then proves he's in denial.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

She then proves he's in denial.

When d'she jump in De Nile?

 

[edamame]

She jumped to escape his ego.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

She jumped to escape his ego.

An eagle fed on his ego.

 

[THUNDAIR]

The Little Ice Age will return

 

[Selluwud]

Nothing times nothing equals more nothing.

 

[bACK iN mY dAY]

Power over people. What could go wrong?

 

[Louanne Learning]

What's Gramma hiding in her pantry?