Writing Challenge: Write a six-word story

[Rath Darkblade]

The Big Bang, made very simple:

For a long time, nothing happened.

Then it did. It was loud.

 

[defaux]

Planning to meditate, is just premeditation.

 

[defaux]

The Big Bang, made very simple:

For a long time, nothing happened.

Then it did. It was loud.

Everything happened, everywhere, all at once.

 

[THUNDAIR]

So many writers who don't read.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Muuum! Deja vu is happening again!

 

[defaux]

Deja who? What's that again dear?

 

[Selluwud]

Viagra caught in throat, neck's stiff.

 

[GrahamLewis]

You should do what you say.

 

[bACK iN mY dAY]

He drowned in his own algorithm.

 

[THUNDAIR]

They that transcend through trouble times.

 

[Selluwud]

Rest ye from thy many labors.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Extra!!! Sensationalist Story Drowns in Punctuation!!!!!

 

[edamame]

Exclamations can't save a boring lead.

 

[bACK iN mY dAY]

Silence. That was the worst sound.

 

[GrahamLewis]

He spoke but nothing was said.

 

[Naomasa298]

The universe's last light finally vanished.

 

[GrahamLewis]

I came. I saw. I left.

 

[Naomasa298]

I Googled. I saw. I came.

 

[Selluwud]

Isn't Google it better'n Bing it.

 

[THUNDAIR]

I Edged Google and Bing out.