Writing Challenge: Write a six-word story

[Rath Darkblade]

Nando's cheated me. NOT HAPPY, JAN!!!

(See the "What made you unhappy today?" thread for details. And here's why I used that phrase - from wikipedia: Not Happy, Jan!)

 

[JLT]

Wrong place, at the wrong time.

The fog of war, doesn't care.

(I just did a double. I didn't break any rules did I ?)

That's twelve syllables. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

 

[GrahamLewis]

Tax time. Go directly to jail.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

That's twelve syllables. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

You will all go to your respective Valhallas;
Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 'dollahs' ...
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Anyway, six-word story:

Sun's up. I'm up. Coffee time.

 

[JLT]

You will all go to your respective Valhallas;
Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 'dollahs' ...

Dammit, Rath. You make me miss Tom Lehrer all over again.
That song had some of his great rhymes;

"When you attend a funeral
It is sad to think that sooner or
later those you love will do the same for you

And it may be rather tragic
Not to mention other adjec
Tives to think of all the weeping they will do"

or "There will be no more misery
When the world is our rotisserie"

or "When the air becomes uraneous
We will all go simultaneous"

And even those weren't the most ingenious ones he'd come up with.

 

[Heartlet Happer]

"You are jedi, Harry," said Gandalf

 

[Louanne Learning]

She grasped truth; he strangled it.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

"You are jedi, Harry," said Gandalf

One way to anger three fandoms. ;-P

 

[GrahamLewis]

Hurry up and start to meditate.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Entertainment truism: hurry up and wait.

 

[Naomasa298]

"Four aces!"
"...straight flush, king high."

 

[Amontillado]

Six word writer's block, um...

 

[Donnie]

Dogs bark, owls hoot, spiders wait.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Dogs bark, owls hoot, spiders wait.

Things come to those who wait.

 

[GrahamLewis]

Don't just do something, sit there.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

"I don't care who started it!!!"

(Aw, sorry mum) *puppy dog eyes*

 

[transplant]

Cookie crumbs? Huh? Not me. Honest.

 

[Louanne Learning]

Learn to walk, before you run.

 

[transplant]

He fell, she tumbled, they stand.

 

[Donnie]

Uphill downhill, with Jack and Jill.