Writing Challenge: Write a six-word story

[Heartlet Happer]

He is not like other vertebrates.

 

[GrahamLewis]

My God, that was totally unexpected!

 

[Donnie]

Happens again, I'm out of here.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Happens again, I'm out of here.

Bye bye! Please close the door!

 

[THUNDAIR]

The bullet exits through his shoulder

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Medics rush to patch said shoulder.

 

[Donnie]

It was just a flesh wound.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

It was just a flesh wound.

"But ... the Black Knight NEVER loses!"

 

[Louanne Learning]

A rough crossing, here to there.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Thunder rolled. It rolled a two.

 

[Donnie]

Come on, baby needs new shoes!

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Come on, baby needs new shoes!

Snake eyes. The house wins. Sorry.

 

[Heartlet Happer]

Shakespear's birth coincided with his birthday!

 

[Rath Darkblade]

No-one says "Dame" or "Toots" anymore.

 

[transplant]

"Hey! Toots!" He said, ducking quickly.

 

[Donnie]

She thought he knew. He didn't.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

"Don't leave!" I cried. She left.

 

[GrahamLewis]

"Don't leave." She left. I cried.

 

[edamame]

I moved on. She circled back.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

"Don't leave!" I cried. She left.

"Don't leave." She left. I cried.

"Don't cry." She left. I left.

(There, turning it into an amicable breakup for once)