Creative Challenge - Wonky Dictionary

[CatrionaGrace]

Dandelion, 2. Marydelion's mate. Bet hdelion and Aidandelion's dad. Dey all live with Daniel in de lions' den.

 

[Louanne Learning]

pulmonary - a railway car with good air circulation

 

[Selluwud]

Locomotive - rationale based on crazy

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Surface (4) - A knight whose most distinguishing feature is having a face. It hasn't been blown away by the enemy yet.

 

[big soft moose]

Distribute

An Australian expression of appreciation for arboriculture

 

[big soft moose]

Bastardise

The optics of illegitimacy

 

[Louanne Learning]

mistake - a greedy female lover

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Rejoice - Making juice again! Hurrah!

Reefer - A man who lives on a reef.

Refer - Oh! You found my old cannabis cigarette! Well done!

 

[big soft moose]

Stereotyping. Using two keyboards at once

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Transparent: the mom who used to be Dad.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Distribution - When the bistro owner wanted retribution on the food critic, but didn't know how to spell 'retribution'. Or 'bistro'.

Reno - Saying no to the Egyptian God of the Sun.

 

[CatrionaGrace]

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Vegemite: a pest in root crops.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Annual - All right, but how well did you know Al?

 

[CatrionaGrace]

dog paddle: a device used to discipline naughty puppies.

 

[defaux]

dog paddle: a device used to discipline naughty puppies.

Is it just me, or does it feel like there is a lot of subtext going on there? Just me? Moving right along...

Subtext : the submariners operating manual.

 

[Louanne Learning]

arsenic - when you get the ick from people who set fires

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Customize - Contact lenses in your choice of colors.