Creative Challenge - Wonky Dictionary

[Louanne Learning]

contract - a piece of land that cheats and tricks

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Canoodle - Noodles in a can, obviously. What else can it be?

 

[transplant]

Arsenic - Sign posted on a road next to the jogging trail.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Chronic - An unreasoning hatred of witches.

Arsenic - Sign posted on a road next to the jogging trail.

Arsenic, v2. - A hatred of the act of setting fire to things.

 

[Hammer]

Regicide: A step above a princely death

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Detractor - De thing that pulls de plough.

 

[big soft moose]

Homeopathy

The pathological desire to go home

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Dismember: as opposed to datmember.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Yoghurt - Wounding a Lovecraftian horror.