Creative Challenge - Wonky Dictionary

[Louanne Learning]

rigmarole - cheating at dice

 

[Rath Darkblade]

stalemate - grounds for a trade-in

Checkmate - The dating process, perhaps...?

Hamburger - A sandwich made out of a person from Hamburg. (This is the Express Train to Dystopia. Mind the gap).

 

[Louanne Learning]

farthingale - beer at a distance

 

[Hammer]

Nightingale - a windy sleep!

 

[Hammer]

Edamame - Edward's mother

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Cheque - The king is threatened.

 

[big soft moose]

Distress- what she's wearing

 

[Louanne Learning]

catalogue - a birling cat

 

[Louanne Learning]

catacomb - a feline hairdresser

 

[Selluwud]

Catatonic - Just add gin and a twist of lime.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Catatonic - Just add gin and a twist of lime.

So where does the cat come in? Inquiring minds would like to know. Maybe it ran away.

Catalogue, v. 2 - A cat asleep on a log. How adorable. Don't mention the dogalogue.

 

[Selluwud]

So where does the cat come in? Inquiring minds would like to know. Maybe it ran away.

It's a dog's drink.

Recipe: 1 cat, 2 jiggers gin, 1 lime slice. Arf, Arf !!

 

[Louanne Learning]

lichen - knowing what you like in Scotland

 

[Selluwud]

Freedom - a glass of Perignon, on the house

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Misery - What an illiterate man says when he becomes a knight. "Me sir, eh?"

Regulate - What the boss said when Reginald walked in the door at 9:05 am.

Ululate - And ditto for Yul.

Simulate - ... and Simon.

Populate - ... and Pop ... and then the boss lost patience and fired the lot of them.

 

[Kaboom]

Onomatopoeia - A vegan dish made with peas.

 

[Selluwud]

Impasse - my life has been left behind.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Tresspass - "YOU ... SHALL NOT ... PASS! Unless your name is Tress."

 

[Hammer]

Catatonic - Just add gin and a twist of lime.

So where does the cat come in? Inquiring minds would like to know. Maybe it ran away.

maybe it's Schrodinger's catatonic?


Workstation - a place where work stops

 

[Selluwud]

Administer - the final ingredient in a pagan tribal soup recipe (borrowed from a B.C. comic I read today)