Creative Challenge - Wonky Dictionary

[Naomasa298]

Contest - proving if your scam works

 

[Naomasa298]

pronunciation - turning people into supporters of female monastic orders.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Torrent - A broken hill available for a monthly fee.

 

[Hammer]

Snowfall - a drop in the price of cocaine

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Conduct: escape mode of choice for incarcerated felons.

Pestulant: that wanna-be nun that nobody can stand

Novice: the wanna-be nun who has no faults to overcome

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Detente - De shelter from de rain.

Conquest - A conman's adventure! Woo-hoo!
(It's been done. Les Misérables, Sir Terry Pratchett's Going Postal, and others, I'm sure)

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Penultimatum - v1. Telling yourself "Right! It's really about time I knuckled down and did some goddamn writing."
v2. That letter from your editor that asks when the next draft will be ready.

 

[Selluwud]

Shallow - In the future, you will be in debt.

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Debride: the person standing at the altar with degroom.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Debriefing room - A room for removing your -- never mind ... *whistles innocently*

 

[Naomasa298]

OK, fine...
damask - what Da Phantom of De Opera wears.

Uranus - another person's rectum. Second person term.
retrograde - they don't make 'em like they used to.
archaic - what happens to Joan after too much physical exertion.

 

[defaux]

retrograde

V2. Your parents school report.

 

[MoonChild]

Lamp - when you hit someone
Book - arrested
Sausage - a silly person

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Degrade. What you get at the end of de class.

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Misguide: a young female docent

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Impeach - A rare mental disorder, in which the patient believes him/herself to be a peach.

 

[Madman Starryteller]

Literature - A bunch of litter that slowly matures over the decades.

 

[Selluwud]

Wonky - an unlocking device obtained through winning.

 

[Louanne Learning]

Becomes - just before the sting

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Inquest - Searching for a place to spend the night.