Punctuate, v. 2 - When a punk is being unctuous.
(Just wondering: does anyone know what the word 'unctuous' means?)
(Just wondering: does anyone know what the word 'unctuous' means?)
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Aspiration - Wishing, and even working towards, the goal of rationing one's pee. (Don't ask me why, 'cos I don't know!) =P
Iguana - what the caveman Ig replied when asked if he wanted to draw animals on the cave walls
Punctuate, v. 3 - What did Punk Two Eat? And why did it indirectly reduce the UN buildings to ashes and nearly cause World War 3? A mystery!
(Now I find myself almost wishing someone would write that).
Bier - Two ers (i.e. when a character says "Er, er" before saying anything coherent).
(Now I find myself almost wishing someone would write that).
Bier - Two ers (i.e. when a character says "Er, er" before saying anything coherent).
Unexpected, short, and to the point. I like it.
(I also wish I thought of it).Beekeeper - The terrifying brand-new villain in a Disney film. Coming soon to a theatre near you. Don't make him mad, or his apidae friends will get you, honey. His catch-phrase is "To bee or not to--" but he always gets cut off before he can finish that sentence.
Gets his comeuppance when the bees decide he was "harshing their buzz", join the good guys (because they're more a-pollen), and launch a sting operation.
(All right, all right, I'm going...)
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Grocer - someone with a knighthood who keeps getting bigger and bigger
Stalwart - a small, hard benign growth on the skin that hesitates.
Marzipan - a baking sheet from Mars attached to an iPhone
Profound - locating Tiger Woods
Profound - locating Tiger Woods
I've heard that in some places in the American south, folks refer to their parents as "Paw and Maw", which puzzles me ... because to me, Paw and Maw means "how a carnivorous wild animal gets food, and where it goes once it does." *shrug*
Does this count as a wonky dictionary entry? If not:
Polar Bear. Enduring your trip to the frozen north.
Does this count as a wonky dictionary entry? If not:
Polar Bear. Enduring your trip to the frozen north.
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A couple more ...
Legit. A stupid French person. (Le Git)
Maritime. It's time for a wedding!
Legit. A stupid French person. (Le Git)
Maritime. It's time for a wedding!
Also a collective noun for 144 errors
fondue - when a mother deer is about to give birth
Equine - Wine from 'eck (i.e. "Heck", but pronounced with a Cockney accent). For people who have everything, but whose bad deeds aren't sufficient for Hell (like forging your own will. Why not? You can do what you like with your own, so you can forge your own will!) ;P
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