Creative Challenge - Wonky Dictionary

Jawbreaker - A 19th-century boxer, now long forgotten. His nickname describes him perfectly.

Lockjaw - What an angry, and presumably in need of advanced dental work, former boxer once did to Jawbreaker. With tools.
 
Wank - where Jonathan Ross waits for a taxi.

(OK, you have to be British to get that)

I'm not British, but I've seen Mr. Ross in action.

equivocal - a horse that talks

equidistant - Your enemy's horse galloping away. Hi-ho, Shirker, away!

As typified in the famous song that starts:

🎶 Brave Sir Skulker rode away (no!) 🎶
 
Panacea.. panasonic have entered the telescope market

Behemoth.. stealth bee that turns into a moth is your hear it coming

Conclave - a bad deal on pottery supplies
 
Chatbot - C3PO has entered the chat.

Tornado - A bull is rampaging.

Consistent - Help me, Oprah, my sister is a con artist! =P
 
Fortunes - One more than three tunes.

Water Mains - What you eat before the water desserts.

Maintain - The chief tin metal plate. Gives orders to the subordinate tains.
 
Appreciate - An app that tells you what Rishi (Sunak, I presume) ate. Takes all sorts to make a world.

(Am I the only one on this thread?) ;)
 
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