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[Homer Potvin]

The only thing I recall from Asimov's ocean of words is a naughty limerick. He wrote a whole volume of limericks, but most were pretty lame.

Spoiler: Warning: naughty limerick, but Asimov wrote it, so it's literature, right?

There was a young woman from China
With violin strings across her vagina.
With proper sized cocks,
What was sex became Bach's
Toccata and Fugue in E Minor.

If this is not permissible, frown and I shall remove it with apologies.

I applaud vulgarity in all its forms

 

[CatrionaGrace]

I applaud vulgarity in all its forms

Lecherous Limericks by Isaac Asimov

I thought it was hysterically funny when I was around 21. Now the young lady from China is the only one I recall.