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[Louanne Learning]

Did you hear about the bee that buzzed into a cow's ear and then squirted out down below into the milk pail?

It went in one ear and out the udder.

 

[Rigor Mortis]

Ye may grow to regret opening this Pandora's box. I'm a dad, dad jokes are my speciality.

How do you hide a bull elephant in a cherry tree?
Paint his balls red.

How did Tarzan die?
Picking cherries.

 

[Louanne Learning]

I'm reading over the old novel I wrote ten years ago, using it as inspiration for a new story I am writing.

it's not as bad as I thought it was.

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Ye may grow to regret opening this Pandora's box. I'm a dad, dad jokes are my speciality.

How do you hide a bull elephant in a cherry tree?
Paint his balls red.

How did Tarzan die?
Picking cherries.

A new elephant joke! After all these years. Or maybe my failing memory is just rendering all that was old, new again.

 

[Louanne Learning]

My niece and her sister went to see Coldplay today, in Toronto.

"Yellow" is one of my favourite songs.

 

[Rigor Mortis]

Crossed-wires give rise to the most interesting conversations.

 

[Louanne Learning]

She left her car in Seattle, so when she needs to go out, she uses my car. So I am at home without a car. It's a little incapacitating.

 

[Rigor Mortis]

She left her car in Seattle, so when she needs to go out, she uses my car. So I am at home without a car. It's a little incapacitating.

Very occasionally, it's a blessing.

 

[Louanne Learning]

I do like it here.

 

[Rigor Mortis]

I'm actually writing tonight. Something new and not what I should go back to finish. Still ok with that, though.

 

[Louanne Learning]

I'm working on a story, too. I like how it is coming along.

 

[Rigor Mortis]

Looking forward to reading it.

 

[Louanne Learning]

I'm really into it. I like when you're really into it.

 

[CatrionaGrace]

I leave here early Wednesday morning and will be gone about two weeks. Ask me if I've packed. Nope. Haven't even washed my favorite jeans for the trip. All of a sudden, it's here.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Here's another silly joke.

A worm was crawling through the earth when it came upon another worm of unsurpassed beauty and fell instantly in love.

"Marry me," he cried, "and make me happy."

Whereupon the other worm said querulously, "Oh shut up, you old fool. I'm your other end."

 

[Louanne Learning]

Had a wonderful day out with my thirteen-year-old grandnephew and his two friends.

I love listening to young people talk.

 

[CatrionaGrace]

I'm posting because I clicked on to see what other people have written and want to follow the rule of write. Unfortunately, I don't have anything worthwhile to say.

 

[Louanne Learning]

If you lined up all the brains of all the people who live and have ever lived, no two brains would be identical.

 

[THUNDAIR]

When I was young I had answers for everything. Now I have answers for too many things.

 

[Louanne Learning]

I have so many questions!