Did you hear about the bee that buzzed into a cow's ear and then squirted out down below into the milk pail?
It went in one ear and out the udder.
It went in one ear and out the udder.
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Ye may grow to regret opening this Pandora's box. I'm a dad, dad jokes are my speciality.
How do you hide a bull elephant in a cherry tree?
Paint his balls red.
How did Tarzan die?
Picking cherries.
How do you hide a bull elephant in a cherry tree?
Paint his balls red.
How did Tarzan die?
Picking cherries.
I'm reading over the old novel I wrote ten years ago, using it as inspiration for a new story I am writing.
it's not as bad as I thought it was.
it's not as bad as I thought it was.
A new elephant joke! After all these years. Or maybe my failing memory is just rendering all that was old, new again.
My niece and her sister went to see Coldplay today, in Toronto.
"Yellow" is one of my favourite songs.
"Yellow" is one of my favourite songs.
Crossed-wires give rise to the most interesting conversations.
She left her car in Seattle, so when she needs to go out, she uses my car. So I am at home without a car. It's a little incapacitating.
Very occasionally, it's a blessing.
I do like it here.
I'm actually writing tonight. Something new and not what I should go back to finish. Still ok with that, though.
I'm working on a story, too. I like how it is coming along.
Looking forward to reading it.
I'm really into it. I like when you're really into it.
I leave here early Wednesday morning and will be gone about two weeks. Ask me if I've packed. Nope. Haven't even washed my favorite jeans for the trip. All of a sudden, it's here.
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