Oh, rub it in...
I would rather have a root canal performed through my ass
Use the big drill, daddy!theres probably places you can pay good money for that
at least one variant of psychedelic mushrooms (i.e. coprophilous fungi) grow on cow turds.
There was once a situation that I won't go into because few would believe and those that might would be better off not hearing it where I got to say that with literal meaning.that's good shit, man