Sigh. I am going to have to give my bicycle away.

'Tis a sad day, but too many accidents involving idiotic motorists and idiotic pedestrians has convinced me that the humble bicycle has no future.
In no order, these accidents involved:
1. Stupid motorist parking and opening her car door, just in time to slam into cycling me and send me sprawling onto the road. (Spoiler: I was OK, no one ran me over)
2. Cycling downhill and thinking "Woohoo!", only for idiot young-thug motorists deciding to run me off the road in their car and moon me
3. Way too many close calls, including one where some lady pulled out of a side-street way too late for me to stop, so the best I could do was turn the bike sideways 90 degrees ... so I would slam into her car side-on (with my shoulder), rather than with my front wheel (which would make me flip over her bonnet). At least she realized it was her fault. But I definitely could've been killed. Glad I was wearing a helmet, at least.
4. ... and at least two freakin' pedestrians stepping into the bike lane and standing there like two little idiots, looking around like they were on holiday, while I was bearing down on them with my bike and ringing my little tingly bell to say "Look out!" ... and they then turning around and giving me the finger. (Next time I should run them over, I just don't care anymore).
Conclusion? Stupid people suck. They suck even harder if they're being stupid in traffic. Ugh.