A ten pound bag for five ninety-nine
What a nice deal, a cheap way to dine
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
A tasty treat that's quite good for you
The shelf life is long but they're wont to grow
In a cool dark place this process can slow
Once they are sprouting you quickly must eat
Potatoes rule and I just think they're neat