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I've been using Excel every day at work for the past nearly 20 years. Fortunately, I have a background in programming, so writing my own Excel formulae was never a problem.
My wife, the retired computer programmer, has a ball with Excel. Her only gripe (which carries over to Word), is that every time a new version comes out, the menus change so she has to re-learn everything.


I recently saw a book on Amazon, being marketed as "serious historical fiction" (with emphasis on serious), set in the days of the Roman Empire ... where a Roman consul is having spaghetti with tomato sauce. :rolleyes: Because what would Italian cuisine be without tomatoes, amirite?

Speaking of research (or the lack of it), there's a good book called Ten tomatoes that changed the world: a history by William Alexander. When he researched that famous story about some bloke proving that tomatoes weren't poisonous by eating a basket of them on the front steps of the local courthouse, he tracked down the courthouse in question and found that it had no front steps. It's a very good book.

My inbox is filled with interesting things to read.
Mine, too. I get the New Yorker every week, and can never get around to reading more than two or three of the articles or fiction in it.
If all the writing that claimed to ‘subvert’ our expectations actually did so, society would have long since learned to live without expectations.

Like "untold stories." If they're in your book, they've been told, innit?
 
"untold stories."

the article went on to describe the portrayal of Hell in literature -

Hell is a good place to talk about subversion because it’s such a uniquely literary place: it is perhaps the only location that appears in a wide swathe of literary traditions but never appears (to the living) outside of fiction.
 
Schrodinger's Singularity

There is a black box in which the singularity happens and does not happen at the same time. The only way to determine if the singularity occurs is to open the box, in which case, it either happens or it doesn’t. If you open the box and the singularity happens, then humanity is wiped out. If it doesn't happen then humanity continues. But if you don't open the box the singularity continues to happen and not happen. Humanity is wiped out and humanity continues. What should you do?
 
Schrodinger's Singularity

There is a black box in which the singularity happens and does not happen at the same time. The only way to determine if the singularity occurs is to open the box, in which case, it either happens or it doesn’t. If you open the box and the singularity happens, then humanity is wiped out. If it doesn't happen then humanity continues. But if you don't open the box the singularity continues to happen and not happen. Humanity is wiped out and humanity continues. What should you do?
Wipe out humanity. Easy call.
 
Or Cheez-its.
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Or even worse, cheese spray in a can. Better known (and marketed) as "Easy Cheese", for spraying on crackers. The horror.

Ah. The darkness in your soul is explained.

That's not because of Excel, but because my natural voice is a baritone-bass. Basses in opera are always either the Evil Character or the Buffoon.

So I'll just play Evil Guy. That way, I can always thwart Mr. Tenor Good Guy (mwa-ha-ha) until I get my comeuppance. ;)

Forget that. Is the cat ok?

The correct and only answer. Bugger humanity. Save our Feline Overlords.
 
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