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When I retired from the wildlife museum, I left a detailed list of job duties and prerequisites to do them. The director hired one of our former volunteers who had a BS degree in wildlife management but not a single one of the skills he needed to do my job. He didn't know how to use a computer, had no background in research and writing, and no organizational skills. Basically, he could say hello when visitors walked in the door. He also had a myriad of medical problems so couldn't even be at work consistently. My long-time absolutely golden co-worker retired last week. We read the job requirements for the position. Those requirements have no bearing on what she or I actually did. We're making bets on how long the museum will remain open.
 
I had no idea that the 1980s song "Situation" (Don't mess around ... you bring me down...) was sung by a female.
I guess I could have put this in the "things I learned today" thread.

 
When I got sacked out of the blue, they did a piss poor job of removing my access as well. They immediately removed me from all the Google Chat channels, but I still had access to Slack, Salesforce, and email for the entire day. On top of that, I bafflingly still had access to the servers of literally thousands of clinics and hospitals.

Obviously I'd never do anything no matter what, as that'd only hurt doctors, nurses, and their patients. But they didn't know if I was close to the breaking point, or outright crazy. The amount of damage I could've done in a short amount of time was literally in the millions. But as with my termination, management at this place really have no clue what they're doing.
 
When I got sacked out of the blue, they did a piss poor job of removing my access as well. They immediately removed me from all the Google Chat channels, but I still had access to Slack, Salesforce, and email for the entire day. On top of that, I bafflingly still had access to the servers of literally thousands of clinics and hospitals.

Obviously I'd never do anything no matter what, as that'd only hurt doctors, nurses, and their patients. But they didn't know if I was close to the breaking point, or outright crazy. The amount of damage I could've done in a short amount of time was literally in the millions. But as with my termination, management at this place really have no clue what they're doing.
I had a checklist when people were terminated back when I was responsible for that. Everything was shut off BEFOFE they were terminated. Guess I'm old school. Glad I don't have to deal with that anymore.
 
Also, I'm not Chinese, but it's the new year and the year of the Horse and I'm a horse sooooo... yay? Seize the symbolism at 48 cuz it ain't coming back until I'm 60?
 
I had a checklist when people were terminated back when I was responsible for that. Everything was shut off BEFOFE they were terminated. Guess I'm old school. Glad I don't have to deal with that anymore.
Because that would be logical, and logic has died.
 
Because that would be logical, and logic has died.
Indeed it has. I recently got back marks for a university assessment (that I pay 10k pounds a year for) and the marks were literally made up. I must talk crazy, right? But no. I have proof.

Part of the assessment was producing a five minute video that demoed a system I developed. That was super hard because the instructions told us to have five sections: An introduction with some explanations, demo of features, how we evaluated the system, and next steps in development to make it even better. If you divide 5 minutes by 4, you get 1.25 minutes per section, so 1.25 minutes of actual demo which I found insufficient to demo something I put ~100 hours into developing.

The instructions said should be, not must, so I made it ten minute long instead. They refused to watch more than five minutes. I mean, fine. That's my fault for forgetting that words can have different weight in academia. Here is the thing. I got awarded good marks for every section. But where did they get the evidence? They didn't actually watch half the video so the last two sections were basically uncovered.

Here is where it gets even better. I noticed I got 7/10 for a section that related to "development tools". My immediate reaction was... what development tools? I never talked about any because that wasn't in the instructions. I reviewed them and it indeed wasn't. But I found that the marking scheme did indeed want us to talk about those.

The marking scheme criteria should correspond to the demo video instructions. For example, one criterion was related to quality assurance. That would be covered by the evaluation section in the demo video. For development tools, there were no instructions! Meaning that if you follow the university's instructions, you shoot yourself in the foot.

And yet... I GOT 7/10 FOR THAT SECTION ANYWAY! I NEVER, EVER TALKED ABOUT IT! I'm willing to bet so much money that tons of other students made the same "mistake", if you can call following the instructions from the official assessment brief that. The university didn't want to award them with zero marks because that would be a bad look, so they made them up. That's a conspiracy, I know. But I have plenty of proof that they made up my marks, and I can't be the only student who had this experience.

A few days ago, for a separate assessment, the tutor sent out an announcement email asking students to stop emailing him with complaints about the marks. He claimed that this is a bad approach because the university has a high quality marking system, with multiple steps of quality assurance, that involves multiple tutors in the whole process. I laughed so hard at that announcement. Given my experience, I of course didn't believe them.

I talked about these issues with the student union (because the tutor didn't reply to my email, of course!) and found that the university has a strict no-remark policy. Students cannot request a remark because their academic judgement policy mandates that their staff have such a strict process, mistakes are rare and unlikely. Yeah, sure.

It's good news for me though! My undeserved marks get to stay thanks to those policies. I can't wait to walk out of academia in a few months. I will be so, so happy.
 
I NEVER, EVER TALKED ABOUT IT!

Many years ago, I volunteered to judge a junior high science fair. There were two other judges, both teachers, who discussed their evaluations and essentially pretended I didn't exist. That was fine. What wasn't fine was when I noticed them filling out the part of the evaluation form that covered the oral presentation. I thought I had missed the orals somehow and asked when they had taken place. Oh, there'd never been oral presentations. Okay. Why were they filling in that part of the form? Oh, they were basing their evaluation of the non-existent orals on what they thought the children might've said had there been oral presentations. I handed in my evaluations, walked out the door, and never judged another science fair until after they'd retired and moved to Arizona.
 
@ps102 my daughter graduated from a vet tech program in May. Toughest one in the country, 4 year program in 2 years - excellent program by all accounts (not bragging, just wait).

One of her professors was new. She was teaching things that "weren't in the books". Except she wasn't- they were in the books and she was teaching them wrong. Several students had to go to the dept head and then the department head started sitting in on lectures and labs. It spiraled from there to students not getting ANY scores (how do you know what to work on if you aren't given your scores?) because the professor was "busy" with her own veterinary advanced degree and raising children and didn't have time to score in a reasonable amount of time. "But don't worry! They won't be zeroes!" The fuck? She ended up being forced to take leave and the department head stepped in because so many lost their shit, but none of that should have ever happened.
 
One of her professors was new. She was teaching things that "weren't in the books". Except she wasn't- they were in the books and she was teaching them wrong. Several students had to go to the dept head and then the department head started sitting in on lectures and labs. It spiraled from there to students not getting ANY scores (how do you know what to work on if you aren't given your scores?) because the professor was "busy" with her own veterinary advanced degree and raising children and didn't have time to score in a reasonable amount of time. "But don't worry! They won't be zeroes!" The fuck? She ended up being forced to take leave and the department head stepped in because so many lost their shit, but none of that should have ever happened.

At least there were other students who stepped up and made complaints. The students in my university seem to be too lazy to do anything. We've had problems with our program for years and aside from me and a few others, nobody seems to care. From what I understand, a big reason why many go to university is to have fun. The rest is irrelevant.

I still can't forgive how the workshop teaching materials they were handing out did not adhere to basic grammar rules in one of the modules. By basic, I mean use of commas! It was just big paragraphs with endless run-on sentences. The tutor had zero language skills. It pisses me off that their quality control is so bad, it didn't stop kindergarten level English in the science department of a big ass university. And this wasn't just in one module, it happened in others too, but to a lesser degree—it's pretty rare for a university professor to not attempt the usage of a comma.

Again, I imagine that stuff like this is so common because students just don't care.

If it was free, I'd forgive them. But it isn't. They charge 22k a year for international students and 10k for home students. It's not a low ranked university either. The biggest hit is their audacity to boast about their quality control processes. I try to be a good person, otherwise, I'd say some very rude words.
 
While inquiring as to the trademark status of "Earnest Wieners," it doesn't appear to be taken. The funniest comps I saw were "Earnest Eats" and "Greener Wiener."

Trademarks are really expensive apparently.
 
While inquiring as to the trademark status of "Earnest Wieners," it doesn't appear to be taken. The funniest comps I saw were "Earnest Eats" and "Greener Wiener."

Trademarks are really expensive apparently.

I don't know how it works over there, but here, it can be cheap if you do it yourself - it only gets expensive if you pay a trademark lawyer to do the work to do market investigation into potential conflicts for you.
 
I don't know how it works over there, but here, it can be cheap if you do it yourself - it only gets expensive if you pay a trademark lawyer to do the work to do market investigation into potential conflicts for you.
It gets trebly expensive if you hire the lawyers. $350 for a straight-up filing with no research. I can see why they do that, though, weeding out the riff-raff from trademarking things willy-nilly. That would include me too, I guess.

Looking up antonyms for "earnest," one of the first ones is "inconstant." So should the trademark be acquired elsewhere and cease and desists follow, "inconstant wieners" would be the backup. Doesn't have the same ring but is still pretty funny. That would ruin my dream of a line of teeshirts that say "Make mine an Earnest Wiener!" I pictured the mascot to be a walking hotdog with a giant thumbs up. Kind of like Vault Boy from Fallout crossed with taking taco that pooped ice cream from South Park. Only a hotdog instead of a taco.

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It gets trebly expensive if you hire the lawyers. $350 for a straight-up filing with no research. I can see why they do that, though, weeding out the riff-raff from trademarking things willy-nilly. That would include me too, I guess.

Yeah, £200 here, which is what, around $260? That's only one class/industry. I have to do one soon as well, since I discovered an American company is using my brand name in a different industry, and I keep getting emails for them, trying to sell me shit I don't need.
 
Speaking of the American way...

Long, frustrating, idiotic morning at the DMV due to a spelling error on my social security card that doesn't match my current driver's license. It hasn't mattered for the 55 years I've had a driver's license. Took me an hour in line and half an hour with someone trying to figure things out. I have to go back tomorrow to talk to a supervisor.
 
My dingdong former employers haven't shut the majority of my shit off yet after four weeks. Email, OPs system, alarms, POS... all active. Good thing I'm the honest type... I could easily be spreading some mischievous, 12 Monkeys chaos if I was so inclined.

Let's make the price of french fries $100!

Let's rewire the taco joint to print kitchen tickets from the burger joint and vice versa!

Let's rewire the temps at the steak house to print Well Done in the kitchen when the server hits the Medium Rare button!

Let's trigger a low temp alarm in the walk-in at 3 am!

Jesus... I'm might be getting a little aroused thinking about it.

Ding dong, your access is dead!
What old access?

Speaking of the American way...

Long, frustrating, idiotic morning at the DMV due to a spelling error on my social security card that doesn't match my current driver's license. It hasn't mattered for the 55 years I've had a driver's license. Took me an hour in line and half an hour with someone trying to figure things out. I have to go back tomorrow to talk to a supervisor.

Praying for you to talk to someone who knows what they're doing -- and has the access to do it.

I had to change my name once, so I filed an application with our Department of Births, Deaths and Marriages. (I just wanted to change my birth-name, which no-one in Australia could pronounce properly, into the English equivalent).

It took them nearly 6 months to do that. :-\ I understand they wanted to do a thorough investigation and make sure I wasn't a criminal and whatnot, but six damn months?

Well, that's bureaucracy for you ... :rolleyes:
 
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