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Hmm, what would my restaurant hell be like...

It'd probably include lipstick on my water glass, for one. A server who wipes their nose with their bare hands and/or coughs into them, and then hands you your plates and glasses. Oh, and the server acts like that guy from Office Space. The entree is clearly microwaved, being too hot on the edges and cold in the middle. To the right of me there's a party of 12 consisting of tech bros, drunk, laughing very loudly and harassing the female wait staff. To the left of me is a children's birthday party for a 4-year-old.
 
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