Realized that since I have short bowel syndrome, I’m gonna have some fun with it. Did some messing around on Chat GPT and asked it to sing My Heart Will Go On TPN style.
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“My Drip Will Go On”

Verse 1
Every night in my bed
This pump hums inside my head
Near, far — tubing runs where you are.

Verse 2
Sterile wipe, little clamp,
I prime you with gentle hands.
And my drip… will go on… and on.

Chorus
Near, far, wherever my line flows,
I believe that my drip will go on.
Once more, you open the clamp and you’re in…
And my drip will go on and on.

Verse 3
Flush me soft with a smile,
I’ll hang bags in single file.
Never fear… my pole rolls… along.

Verse 4
Through the night, through the dawn,
I will drip till bags are gone.
And my drip… will go on… and on.

Final Chorus
Near, far, wherever this vein flows,
I believe that my drip will go on.
Once more, I’ll flush and I’ll stand so strong—
And my drip will go on and on.

Outro (spoken dramatically, holding syringe mic):
“This one… is for all my fellow TPN titans. Float free, my lipids. Float free.”