Aargh. Now you've put Tom Lehrer's "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" in my brain.
"We've gained notoriety and caused much anxiety in the Audobon Society with our games
The call it impiety and lack of propriety and quite a variety of unpleasant names
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon"
So ... if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me
and we'll poison a pigeon in the park?
And maybe we'll do
in a squirrel or two,
just to poison a pigeon in the park!
We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment --
except for the few we take home to experiment!
My pulse will be quickenin'
with each drop of strychnine
we feed to a pigeon
(it just takes a smidgeon!)
to poison a pigeon in the park!
:-D
Then there's In Old Mexico:
(Rover was killed by a Pontiac, and it was done with such grace and artistry that the witnesses awarded the driver both ears and the tail --- But I digress.)
Your knowledge of Tom Lehr songs is impressive. How do you feel about PDQ Bach?
I always loved his rhyming of "Manolete" with "hundred-and-eighte" (sic).
My favourite for rhyming, though, has got to be
When You are Old and Gray. So ... many ... rhymes ... for the word "debility".
But my favourite untold story is how
Fight Fiercely, Harvard! somehow became the marching song for the Harvard football team. (Plus, I love the faux-upper-class accent he does for that song).
And who can forget these hilariously so-bad-they're-good rhymes:
When you attend a funeral,
It is sad to think that suneral---
later those you love will do the same for you...
And you may have thought it tragic,
not to mention other adjec-
tives to think of all the weeping they will do.
(And yes, I have all of Tom's CDs ... and the box set ... and some rare unreleased songs, and interviews ...
and the sheet music. Why do you ask?)
