The Astrology Thread

[Rath Darkblade]

One thing that various divination processes can provide is plot lines. Do a reading, and the major plot arcs are already there: well, we've got a death, and then the character comes into money, and then there's strife of some sort, and then they fall in love, and then something cataclysmic happens, and so on. All you've got to do is write a story that threads it all together in a credible way. Easy peasy!

"You will meet a tall dark handsome stranger..."

Those nut jobs are everywhere. My writing website attracts two or three opportunists a day looking to improve my website, my reader base, or the size of the male apparatus that is not stock on my particular chassis. The belly dance forum I moderated attracked some real weirdos, usually wanting my contact information so they could hire me to teach groups of rich women to dance. If I was in a mood to bother, I gave them the address and phone number of Scotland Yard and told them I only accepted pay in krugerrands.

Please introduce me to them. I am Utombe Mutumbo, the Prince of Nigeria, and I wish to give them a trillion zillion squillion dollars.

 

[Homer Potvin]

Is it okay then if we keep this thread? I don't want to attract spammers.

It's all good. No problem until there's a problem.