Well ... I did some research about this story, including looking up webpages from our legal eagles, and I'm sad to say that the "hot pant" claim is
fiction. There is no validity to the claim that Victorian law prohibits people from wearing hot pink hot pants on a Sunday after midday.
There is also no mandate stipulating that swimmers must wear a neck to knee swimsuit at Melbourne’s Brighton Beach ... (and I never even heard of that one before looking it up!)
However, some actual laws (according to the
Hugo Law Group):
- Much to the horror of local kebab shops across the state of WA (Western Australia), it is still an offence to possess 50 kilograms of potatoes in WA. This law can be found in Section 22 of the
Marketing of Potatoes Act 1946 (WA) and carries a hefty fine of $2000 for first time offenders, and $5000 for the most hardened repeat potato traffickers. Even more strange is the fact that Police have the right to stop people and/or search their vehicles if they suspect them to be in possession of 50 kilograms of potatoes.
- I brought up the pirate law before, but staying on the topic of strange coastal laws, in Western Australia people are prohibited from cleaning or collecting seabird droppings
without a licence. Under Section 387 of the
Criminal Code Act 1913 (WA), you may be jailed for up to a year for engaging in such heinous offences. We were unable to discover how exactly to obtain a licence to collect seabird droppings.
(The only rational explanation I can imagine for this is that seabird droppings are rich in guano, which is useful for making fertilizer, but also for making gunpowder and explosives).
Other Absurd Laws:
- In Victoria, Section 9 of the
Rain-making Control Act 1967 (Vic) makes it an offence to undertake any rainmaking activities, unless you have
the sufficient authority to do so.
- Pursuant to Section 48A of
the Summary Offences Act 1953 (SA) it is against the law to post a lost property notice promising a reward with a ‘no questions asked’ policy.
- Similarly, it is unlawful in South Australia to intentionally obstruct or disturb a wedding ceremony or funeral – whether it is secular or religious. Accordingly, Section 7A of
the Summary Offences Act 1953 (SA) specifies a punishment of $10,000 or two years in prison
- In Queensland, Section 21 of the
Summary Offences Act 2005 (Qld) prohibits the false reporting, whether explicitly or implicitly, that a child has been born, a person has died, or a couple have become engaged. Punishments include upwards of $1,129 in fines or 6 months imprisonment.
- Finally, in Western Australia, Section 370 of the Criminal Code makes it illegal to steal a pigeon, but
only if the pigeon is tame and located in a pigeon house or on the rightful owners land.
Now, please excuse me: it's time for my group's weekly rain-dance and guano-collection activities.
