I will not allow alcohol to taint the sacred temple of my body because it's a Monday.
Whoohoo, I found the thing that started the import of undesirables to far off lands, starting with Virginia, and ending with Australia.
Blimey. What a thing for me to have to read (and, apparently, understand) at 9:48 in the morning, and with only one cup of tea in me. (Yes, I read the first three paragraphs ... and understood them, in spite of "ye olde spellynge").
Queen Lizzy and her paranoia. "Anyone wandering about and refusing to work for just wages". I suppose she was paranoid about spies and such-like, but I prefer to think she didn't like to see people not working ... because if you're not working, you can't pay taxes. And then you get put in jail until such time as you
can pay taxes. Because, obviously, going to jail means you suddenly become very rich.
Snark aside, debtors' prison never made any sense to me.
In Georgian England, they hanged gypsies for 'impersonating an Egyptian'. You could also be hanged for 'stealing an heiress' - apparently meaning convincing a wealthier woman to marry your broke arse against her family's wishes.
True. Then again, in Georgian (and early Victorian) England, you could be hanged for over 100 offenses, included (but not limited to):
1. Being an unmarried mother and concealing a stillborn child. (Being unmarried, she was considered to have killed the child. Because if she was married, she would've been too virtuous to do such a thing, I suppose?)
2. Pickpocketing goods worth a shilling (equivalent to £30 in today’s money).
3. Penning a threatening letter.
4. Stealing from a shipwreck. (Only owners of wrecked ships could do that!)
5. Being a soldier or sailor ... and begging without a license. (Also known as "Impersonating a Chelsea Pensioner").
6. Strong “evidence of malice” in children between 7 and 14. (Determining if a child criminal matched this vague definition, and thus making that child eligible for the death penalty, was often left to the discretion of judges and juries).
7. Destroying turnpike roads.
8. Arson.
9. Stealing rabbits from a rabbit warren.
10. Vandalizing a fishpond.
By 1861, the death penalty was abolished except for five offenses: murder, high treason, espionage, piracy with violence, and arson in royal dockyards. (Public executions were eliminated in 1868).
In 1969, capital punishment for murder was abolished. In 1999, it was eliminated for treason and piracy with violence.
But I guess that espionage ... and setting fire in a dockyard ... would still get you executed?
