What made me happy today?

Fascism doesn't have a clear definition for two reasons. The first being that it doesn't have an ethos or much of a classic philosophical backbone. There is no Marx or manifesto or fascist thinkers in the traditional sense. The second, and this is very crucial, is that fascism is a direct reaction to communism in that it's mass politics of the right. It takes the rallies/riots/demonstrations, propaganda, and radio broadcast of early 20th century communism and inverts it:

1. Communism believes in a stateless society whereas fascism is ultra nationalistic.
2. Communism believes said stateless society will lead to the obviation of war whereas fascism is ultra-militaristic.
3. Communism largely ignores race and culture as an unnecessary byproduct of society whereas believes fascism in the preservation of race/cultural identity at all costs (as in Hitler's Volksgemeinshaft).
4. Communism, as Marx envisioned it, would not need an authoritarian government because the stateless egalitarian society would need very little "governing." The people are the state. Fascism believes in an all powerful government of unlimited power. (It's important to note that what Marx said and what Lenin did are two very different things).

There should probably be a few more bullet points but I'm working off of memory from college. The main thing to remember is mass political movements of the left vs mass political movements of the right, though both essentially look the same if you're staring down at them from a third story window. The real fascism, derived from the "fasces," a bundle of sticks used to protect the Roman tribunate (symbolically, I believe), is Italian in nature via Mussolini. Hitler's version was far more optimized but is uniquely German. Basically after WWI wiped out an entire generation of young men, ended the Enlightenment, ended the monarchal system, and ended the European military caste system (particularly in Germany), it left all these broken societal elements that found themselves adrift in failing liberalism. Some of the ingredients coalesced into Communism while others reacted with fascism. Kind of a fight fire with fire thing. The commies were rallying and making noise so the right had to do the same.
 
Communists of my past were powerful but not as much politically correct, and they fought against fascism as far as I know. Once the leader of the state, Tito, died the war started (in the next decade)
 
Communists of my past were powerful but not as much politically correct, and they fought against fascism as far as I know. Once the leader of the state, Tito, died the war started (in the next decade)
Six republics, five nationalities, four religions, three languages, two alphabets, one Tito...
 
Six republics, five nationalities, four religions, three languages, two alphabets, one Tito...
But no concentration camps, Jews are friendly minority around here because other people who live here were in those camps too.
 
But no concentration camps, Jews are friendly minority around here because other people who live here were in those camps too.
That's because most were executed after the Axis invasion of 1941, particularly in Serbia, if I remember correctly. The remainer found their way to the death camps in 1944, I think. I'm not sure exactly where you're from Pik but I'm assuming it's one of the former Yugoslav republics. Not exactly a historical bastion of ethnic tolerance, but who was?
 
i thought there were quite a lot of concentration camps in what at the time was independent croatia under nazi rule. Jasenovac is the best known but there were others

after the war Goli Otok island was used as forced labour camp for political prisoners by the tito regime, effectively a Gulag
 
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That's because most were executed after the Axis invasion of 1941, particularly in Serbia, if I remember correctly. The remainer found their way to the death camps in 1944, I think. I'm not sure exactly where you're from Pik but I'm assuming it's one of the former Yugoslav republics. Not exactly a historical bastion of ethnic tolerance, but who was?
Yes a lot of the Jews were executed, I sometimes feel like the US supported my country because of the Jews living there, we have Catholics and Muslims and Orthodox Christians here along with other minorities, and it's one of the former Yugoslav countries famous for the 90s war and the 80s Olympics.
 
i thought there were quite a lot of concentration camps in what at the time was independent croatia under nazi rule. Jasenovac is the best known but there were others

after the war Goli Otok island was used as forced labour camp for political prisoners by the tito regime, effectively a Gulag
They were not on the side of the partisans who are considered heroes around here.
 
ironically a lot of the jews in yugoslavia were descended from sephardic jews who were expelled from spain in the 1492 pogroms and moved to the other end of the med for a better life. During the ottoman period sarajevo was known for its religious tollerance compared to nearly anywhere else at the time.
 
ironically a lot of the jews in yugoslavia were descended from sephardic jews who were expelled from spain in the 1492 pogroms and moved to the other end of the med for a better life. During the ottoman period sarajevo was known for its religious tollerance compared to nearly anywhere else at the time.
They say this is the European Jerusalem, there are churches and mosques in the old part of the town and some atheists all over the generations. I don't agree that the religion or ethnicity talk starts the wars but it is complicated. Sephards are very much introverted and stay away from the spotlight around here, I don't know too many of them aside from some distant family relations.
 
Well, if we're talking about history and happiness...

Charles de Gaulle was attending a post-war dinner in an English speaking country after the war with his wife. Mme De Gaulle was asked by a journalist what she wanted the most.
"A penis," she answered.
Everyone looked at her, aghast.
"A penis," she repeated.
President De Gaulle leant over to her and said, quietly, "Non, my dear, it is pronounced "'appiness."

We now return you to your regular service.
 
Well, if we're talking about history and happiness...

Charles de Gaulle was attending a post-war dinner in an English speaking country after the war with his wife. Mme De Gaulle was asked by a journalist what she wanted the most.
"A penis," she answered.
Everyone looked at her, aghast.
"A penis," she repeated.
President De Gaulle leant over to her and said, quietly, "Non, my dear, it is pronounced "'appiness."

We now return you to your regular service.
Mrs D needs the D, too.
 
Since October 29, 96 years to the day after Black Tuesday in 1929, AI stocks have lost $1.4 trillion dollars. Black Tuesday saw a loss of about $14 billion, or about $300 billion in today's tissue paper money.

AI has lost five times what disappeared on Black Tuesday. For some reason, I'm un-sad.

I think AI itself must be concerned. Check out this headline I assume written either by AI, or by a newswriter out of practice from all the vibe reporting he's been filing.

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Or, maybe investors' backsides are where AI gets it's momentum. I'm not an economist. I can't be expected to understand advanced subjects like finance.
 
reminds me of the two cows thing

Socialism - you have two cows, you give one to your neighbour
Communism-you have two cows, the state takes both and gives you some milk
Fascism - you have two cows, the state takes both and sells you some milk
Naziism - you have two cows, the state takes both and shoots you
Traditional capitalism - you have two cows you sell one and buy a bull, your herd grows until you retire then you sell, invest the monery and live on the interest
Wall street capitalism - you have two cows, you sell five cows to your cayman island subsidiary on paper and use the notional ownership to secure leverage with which you claim to spend on sheep but actually sequester off shore. You sell milk futures as a bond to your neighbours, then just before the bonds mature you file for bankruptcy. Shortly after this the public buy your bull

... and then there are these:

Enronism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by your CFO who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on six more.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The state takes both, shoots one for beefsteaks, milks the other, and pours the milk down the drain.

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
 
Since October 29, 96 years to the day after Black Tuesday in 1929, AI stocks have lost $1.4 trillion dollars. Black Tuesday saw a loss of about $14 billion, or about $300 billion in today's tissue paper money.

AI has lost five times what disappeared on Black Tuesday. For some reason, I'm un-sad.

I think AI itself must be concerned. Check out this headline I assume written either by AI, or by a newswriter out of practice from all the vibe reporting he's been filing.

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Or, maybe investors' backsides are where AI gets it's momentum. I'm not an economist. I can't be expected to understand advanced subjects like finance.

Since the stated goal of AI is to learn from humanity, perhaps we may consider its mission to be accomplished. Unintentional typos are more common than you might think. For instance:

"To call a broad from France, first dial 00" (Paris guidebook)

"The Soviet Government has been recognized by Great Britain as the awful government of Russia" (Birmingham newspaper, 1924)

A BBC announcement of the speaking clock's birthday, July 2011: "THE SPEAKING COCK TURNS 75 ON SUNDAY".

A January 1971 Bicentennial Commission in Washington, DC, sent out a newsletter referring to the approaching 200th anniversary of 'the Untied States'.

And my favourite? when Mitt Romney ran for President in 2012, his campaign's smartphone app released this in Washington, DC:

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So let us celebrate and applaud the creative spirit of those who make unintentional mistakes. To err is humour. ;)
 
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