What made me happy today?

When I see the concept of smoking heroine I don't think of cigarettes or tobacco. Reminds me of that old joke, "Q. Do you smoke after sex? A. I dunno, I never looked."

Whoops. Did I say "smoke heroine"? I meant "heroin", of course.

Now, when I look at the words "smoking heroine", I have the bizarre mental image of the villain capturing the heroine and threatening to smoke her over a fire, like a giant ham. :eek: Galloping Gizzards, Batman! How will she get out of this predicament? Join us again next time, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!
 
Whoops. Did I say "smoke heroine"? I meant "heroin", of course.

Now, when I look at the words "smoking heroine", I have the bizarre mental image of the villain capturing the heroine and threatening to smoke her over a fire, like a giant ham. :eek: Galloping Gizzards, Batman! How will she get out of this predicament? Join us again next time, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!
I was trying to figure out how to use her as a hookah/bong without lasting damage...
 
A snickerdoodle is a cross between a poodle and a laughing hyena.

All right, but even if that's true, how would it be baked? 🤔

The only reason to bake one of those would be to give it psychedelic drugs.

Please don't give psychedelic drugs to dogs. Poor doggies! :( *gathers up the poor snickerdoodles and hugs them protectively* ;)
 
Worst. Subject. Ever. It's the only thing I ever studied that had no practical application.
Agreed!!! It was so hard for me to understand WHY it mattered and what the hell to do with it. I do like some of the stuff that Aristotle talks about and I liked the Augustine stuff I read. But with both of those, they kind of have a more personal application or focus on the individual. Rather than society or whatever. I haven't hated a class this much since literature class. Also fuck Descartes and Kant. Both are absurd and I can't believe for one paper, I sided with Descartes over Berkeley who was somehow even more nutty! OMFG.

So, the top 3 worst subjects to me are:
1. Literature
2. Sociology
3. Philosophy (I put this one last, because I did like SOME of it and I see some personal use for Aristotle's views on virtue).

But yeah, I don't like those subjects much at all.

To balance out though, here are my top 3:

1. History (Ancient to Renaissance)
2. Foreign Languages (love German and Italian, would learn French if not dyslexic. I am sure I can, but phonics will take some time.)
3. Political Science/Law classes (I really like learning about government, Contract and bankruptcy law and legal processes.)
 
Turned in my final Philosophy paper!!! Yay!!! Done with the class!!!!

Congratulations! :) I had no idea you were studying philosophy. Which kind? Did you do Hegelian philosophy, Aristotelian philosophy, or the sheep dip? ;)

No longer pre-diabetic anymore! Woo hoo! Labs came back normal 🤩

Glad to know things are normal now! 🫂

A bit confused, though. What does pre-diabetic mean? Just curious. :)
 
So, the top 3 worst subjects to me are:
1. Literature

I'm surprised this one takes top spot. What was so bad about "Literature"? *confused*

To balance out though, here are my top 3:

1. History (Ancient to Renaissance)
2. Foreign Languages (love German and Italian, would learn French if not dyslexic. I am sure I can, but phonics will take some time.)
3. Political Science/Law classes (I really like learning about government, Contract and bankruptcy law and legal processes.)

Yay, ancient history! :) I've been reading history for 25 years, and found that ancient history is the best for my historical fiction/fantasy/mythology blend. Ancient people believed in all kinds of monsters. ;)

Plus, they also believed in lots of silly stuff. Ancient medicine is particularly bonkers. I'm amazed that some of it actually worked. (But to give them their due, they had only a few ideas how the body worked).

But hey, ancient people created lots of amazingly cool stuff too. Petra. The Parthenon. The Pyramids, for chrissakes. ;) By the way, does it also piss you off when someone says that "the aliens built the Pyramids?" :rolleyes: Let's not even get into Atlantis. Now there's a can of worms. :rolleyes:

Anyway, sorry to rant. Congrats! :)
 
Congratulations! :) I had no idea you were studying philosophy. Which kind? Did you do Hegelian philosophy, Aristotelian philosophy, or the sheep dip? ;)
THANKS! I was. It was general into to Philiosphy.
'm surprised this one takes top spot. What was so bad about "Literature"? *confused*
Because I somehow analysed readings 'wrong"? I think she wanted me to use some kinda 'critical reading' skillset and I don't use that theory or method when I read. I don't give a damn about critical anything. I read it as it is.
By the way, does it also piss you off when someone says that "the aliens built the Pyramids?" :rolleyes:
Yeah... It does, because it discounts skills and creations of the society and the workers and/or slaves who created the structure.
 
Turned in my final Philosophy paper!!!

is it something you would feel comfortable posting in the non-fiction workshop here? I'd love to read it.
 
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