Write Your Worst Poem

[Luxuria]

What the fuck,
writing poems sucks.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

What the fuck,
writing poems sucks.

Poem-writing Poem

Scansion exists for a reason;
scansion-less poems are nearly treason.
Rhythm and rhyme
all of the time
regardless of time or the season!

But sometimes, with luck,
writing poems won't suck,
and you'll write a poem in blank verse like Milton or T. S. Eliot or someone like that.
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And, just for fun:

This is the po'm that does not rhyme!
I'll poke the rhyme out with a tine!
If you expect a lot of rhymes, then you are out of luck,
because this poem's gonna end before I can say fu--

*thread explodes, showering us all with bits of paper, slate, inkwells, and quills*

 

[THUNDAIR]

It’s great to be great,
amidst all the hate,
but yet why speculate
everytging will exacerbate.
None will appreciate.

Emotional drain,
and physical strain.
Why all the pain?
Nothing to gain,
a vanity stain

 

[Pyroglyphian]

A poet picks up his pen…
and, with nothing further to riddle,
fiddles, twiddles the middle,
lids its nib once again.

But wait!
He thinks he’s found inspiration!

Oh... but no,
he’s just rhyming "pen-masturbation."