Writing Challenge: Write a six-word story

[GrahamLewis]

He said, she said, none knew.

 

[THUNDAIR]

Platitudes and attitudes ruled the day

 

[Kerrin]

"The lions bite," he said offhandedly.

 

[Louanne Learning]

Do I offend? So sue me.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

He said, she said. He sued.

(What happened next? Read "The Daily Goss" and find out!)

 

[GrahamLewis]

Nothing matters unless, until, it does.

 

[GrahamLewis]

"Where'd she go?," he asked, Ruthlessly.

 

[THUNDAIR]

Homogenous population decimated by modified virus

 

[Kerrin]

Finger sandwiches. Couldn't pick'em up. Cannibals.

 

[THUNDAIR]

Bonneville Salt Flats, land speed record.

 

[Selluwud]

I lost my Way, it's Milky.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

"Where's my fruit?" he asked ... fruitlessly.

 

[Louanne Learning]

You squash me, my little butternut.

 

[GrahamLewis]

"Guilty," the Judge ruled with conviction.

 

[Luxuria]

Jesus ate my hotdogs, vendor claims.

(I'd be surprised if anyone believed that, though. It's only a joke).

Jesus ruins water delivery to office.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Jesus walks on water, crowd wowed.

(Only in "Six Word Daily"! Out now!)

 

[THUNDAIR]

Carlsbad Caverns has daily guided tours.

 

[GrahamLewis]

The end is near. And then. . . .

 

[Louanne Learning]

My hedonism runs to two scoops.

 

[Kerrin]

The punch-clock learned to headbutt.