Writing Challenge: Write a six-word story

[THUNDAIR]

No men allowed, Super She Island

 

[edamame]

Zombie apocalypse delayed by bad weather.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Beware: one foot in the grave.

May as well face the truth;
I'm too long in the tooth.

(shortened, but quoted from proposed theme song for the BBC series "One Foot in the Grave", by Eric Idle)

 

[bACK iN mY dAY]

The T-Rex was a horrible receptionist.

 

[GrahamLewis]

That wasn't the very best choice.

 

[Louanne Learning]

Chased butterflies can never be caught.

 

[wearywanderer64]

Mask up! Time for a protest.

 

[wearywanderer64]

Men are equal to women. (chortle)

 

[bACK iN mY dAY]

Faulty condoms for all! Except you.

 

[THUNDAIR]

Symbionese Liberation Army returns with a vengeance.

 

[Lukey81]

Time is relative, so is life

 

[GrahamLewis]

There's no time like the present.

 

[Louanne Learning]

Payment past due; I am broke.

 

[Selluwud]

Becoming a living brain transplant donor.

 

[GrahamLewis]

May you awaken to the light.

 

[GrahamLewis]

What's Gramma hiding in her pantry?

What? Gramma's hiding in her pantry?

 

[Louanne Learning]

"All the better to eat you."

 

[bACK iN mY dAY]

And LO, god dideth speak!
'Huh?'

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Look what the cat dragged in.

 

[GrahamLewis]

Look what dragged the cat in.