Creative Challenge - Wonky Dictionary

[Rath Darkblade]

Dissent - Talking smack about a tree in Tolkien.

 

[Louanne Learning]

fungus - Saint Augustine when he's been into the wine

 

[transplant]

Mutiny - Cure for tinnitus.

 

[CatrionaGrace]

Antimony: absolutely against ever hearing that damn Shondells song ever again.

 

[Naomasa298]

damnation - country entirely powered by hydroelectricity.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Gallant:
1. A sour, irritating ant;
2. A girl ant.

 

[Selluwud]

Seriously - The type of person Ms. Harper was when she wrote "To Kill a Mockingbird"

 

[Heartlet Happer]

Decadent
1. A prominent cultural figure of first decade of a century: 1900-1910, 2000-2010
2. Less common: a person with 10 teeth

Edit: hah i did not see another post for this word when i posted

 

[Naomasa298]

Paradox - fake Dr. Martens.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

eReader - A person who will only read the letter 'e'. So "Wheeeee!" becomes "eeeee..."

 

[Selluwud]

Forklift - The most probable cause of obesity.

 

[Naomasa298]

Tarquinius Superbus - ancient Roman public transport

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Ursine - What you say while looking for the sign, just before you exit, pursued by a bear.