Creative Challenge - Wonky Dictionary

[Rath Darkblade]

Spider - a very stupid spy

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Rooster - A kangaroo teamster

 

[Hammer]

Axe-murderer - a really bad guitar player

 

[Selluwud]

Remember - to have a penile transplant

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Remember - to have a penile transplant

I'm not sure if such a thing is even possible (and no, I'm not going to google it and find out. I don't want to give google ideas for ads to send my way).

However, I can only imagine that finding a willing donor might be a problem.

Anyway ...

Lamb - The sheep heard about the abattoir, so they're on this ... which is why we're having chicken tonight.

 

[Selluwud]

Callus - you have our number.

 

[Louanne Learning]

secondary - a really fast cow milking

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Regret - What happens when you gret again.

Gret - what you do before you regret. (Obviously) ;P

 

[Louanne Learning]

harangue - hairy meringue

 

[Selluwud]

Patent - a shelter for Ma's husband

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Orange - What we'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat. Also rhymes with 'door-hinge'.

Purple - A word that some claim has no rhyme, but I disagree, because of the existence of the words 'hirple' (a Scots word meaning to walk with a limp) and 'curple' (a horse's backside). So now we know.