Favourite Quotes

[JLT]

Those are just ordinary tits. The Greater Wheeled Tit would be a different matter.

Or the Grand Tits, to be found in the Grand Teton mountain range:

File:Barns grand tetons.jpg - Wikipedia

 

[JLT]

I only saw one bit of literature on a bathroom wall that made me laugh.

Person 1: "Jesus Saves!"
Person 2: "Moses Scores!"

Reminds me of what a Jewish friend of mine told me: "Jesus saves, but Moses invests."

 

[Schism]

Still a favorite

"Your bright face obscures your darker mask."-Half-Life 2.

 

[MoonChild]

Still a favorite

"Your bright face obscures your darker mask."-Half-Life 2.

Reminds me of "Her little hairband hiding her horns" from 'Spot A Fake' by Ava Max

 

[Louanne Learning]

The one place there wasn’t racism was inside of a picture of the Obamas with their children.

~ A Black sorority girl quoted in the novel The Sellout

 

[DLC]

fuck off with the social justice crap - me

 

[Schism]

fuck off with the social justice crap - me

A little social justice is a-ok now and then.

 

[Rath Darkblade]

"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?"
"The Shadow Knows!"
<cue dramatic chords and eerie, maniacal laughter>

-- The 1930s radio adaptation of The Shadow

 

[Donnie]

"Whatever I say, think, or do returns itself, back to me." Walt Whitman

 

[Rath Darkblade]

Little John: You know somethin', Robin. I was just wonderin', are we good guys or bad guys? You know, I mean, uh? Our robbin' the rich to feed the poor.
Robin Hood: Rob? Tsk tsk tsk. That's a naughty word. We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it.
Little John: Borrow? Boy, are we in debt.

(Robin Hood, 1975)

 

[Iain Aschendale]

Okay, I don't agree with this but every time I think of it it makes me laugh. From Barbara Kingsolver's The Poisonwood Bible:

“Sending a girl to college is like pouring water in your shoes,” he still loves to say, as often as possible. “It’s hard to say which is worse, seeing it run out and waste the water, or seeing it hold in and wreck the shoes.”

 

[Trish]

Okay, I don't agree with this but every time I think of it it makes me laugh. From Barbara Kingsolver's The Poisonwood Bible:

“Sending a girl to college is like pouring water in your shoes,” he still loves to say, as often as possible. “It’s hard to say which is worse, seeing it run out and waste the water, or seeing it hold in and wreck the shoes.”

LOL. I had to look it up to see when it's from and ... sounds about right for the era the story takes place in. It made me laugh too (even while horrified).

 

[Iain Aschendale]

"A sin is not a sin if no one sees it."

-Agnes, Flesh and Blood

 

[Homer Potvin]

"A sin is not a sin if no one sees it."

-Agnes, Flesh and Blood

God sees everything.... duhhhhh!

 

[Louanne Learning]

“Don't gobblefunk around with words.”

― Roald Dahl, The BFG

 

[Donnie]

"A sin is not a sin if no one sees it."

-Agnes, Flesh and Blood

The Shadow Knows.

 

[Schism]

The Shadow Knows.

What you did last summer.

 

[Iain Aschendale]

The Shadow Knows.

But did He see?

 

[Donnie]

But did He see?

 

[Donnie]

But did He see?

But did He see?

The shadow is inside of every sapient being.
It sees, it knows. Ha ha ha ha ha! (Maniacal laugh)